Total Medals Earned: 663 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,175 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/380 points)
Find the kitty.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Play over an hour
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/275 points)
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Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 13/22 (150/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Give Dave some sand.
Give George some wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Find ruby.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game